Duraflame (Mock Work)
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Duraflame (Mock Work) *
Camping sucks.
A man is crouched in front of a barren fire pit at a dark and damp campsite. His breath comes out in voluptuous clouds, and his ears and nose are red like the fire he’s struggling to start. Off to his side, a woman sits in a camping chair with her legs crossed and arms wrapped around herself. Shivering, she watches with a furrowed brow.
If you don’t know what you’re doing. A certain immersion is required. To truly enjoy camping, you’ll need to tap into your primal instincts.
Unsure how? Take a look at my script and it may make more sense.
WOMAN: I told you that…
MAN: I know!
He lets out a shiver that shakes the ground beneath him. He then looks up to the moon, sighs, and then stuffs some more newspapers underneath the stack of soaking wet branches he’s made. He fumbles with the lighter, watching its flint wink at him. He finally makes fire, and tries to light the wet pile of wood. He fails, burning his finger in the process, then instinctually throws the lighter, growls in frustration, and then throws his hands up.
MAN: See? This is why I never go camping!
At that, the woman also throws her hands up in frustration. As she stands up from her chair, she fishes some keys out of her pocket and points them at an SUV parked in the background. The car chirps. She looks up at the moon and then gets in.
The camera then cuts to the both of them now sitting on mighty stumps instead of saggy camping chairs. They are now both ripped, wearing loin cloths, and have long, shiny hair and beards. The fire is burning so brightly that deers, bears, birds, and the rest of the local wildlife have gathered around the campers. The birds, ala Cinderella, tie up and play with the new long hairs and beards of the campers.
The camera cuts to a close up of a nice, clean Duraflame log in the middle of the once soaked fire pit. Giant flames are roaring up towards the campers and the once desolate wooded area around them is now illuminated in a warm glow.
The camera cuts back to the now happy, primal couple.
MAN: Why don’t we go camping more often?
SUPER: Duraflame takes you from DONE with the outdoors to ONE with the outdoors.